8: Resolutions

• Well, it's another year and another time to make resolutions regarding my life. However, as I have discovered, keeping them is harder than it is to make them. So, in order to stop the jinx this year, here is the list of things I resolve NOT to do: --I resolve NOT to post as many posts as I do on my blogs: --I resolve NOT to enjoy being myself; --I resolve NOT to spend as little and to NOT save my money; --I resolve NOT to eat so little; --I resolve NOT to be positive; --I resolve NOT to experience new things; and --I resolve NOT to get a girlfriend. See, now that I've resolved not to do the following, that means it will happen. Hot damn, I like reverse psychology. I'll do my best to fulfill my resolutions, especially the blog postings one. I mean, I'll try not to post as much as I do. Waitaminute, I thought I was going to post more. Ummm.....I think I confused myself. Didn't resolve NOT to confuse myself. Or is it the other way around? Ugh. I'll have to sleep on that one...